Barbarian: I don't trust this shit
Fighter: Let's kill this shit!
Cleric: Shit happens because the gods said so
Ranger: I don't need this shit
Druid: I can make shit happen only in forests
Bard: I'll write a song about this shit
Paladin: I will vanquish this shit!
Monk: There is no shit.
Rogue: You can't see my shit
Mage: My shit is none of your business

Humans: What is this shit?
Elves: This shit never happened before the humans came along!
Halfling: This is interesting shit!
Dwarves: Don’t mind the shit!
Gnomes: Theshitiscurrentlybeingexaminedbythedepartmentofreallybadjokes

клептоманы

При чём тут минестерство тупых приколов?

What for dung? And why so it is a lot of it?