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 Glok
post 21:08, 28 November 2003
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10 young programmers began to work online,
One didn’t pay for Internet, and then there were 9.

9 young programmers used copies that they made,
But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.

8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
One said «It’s Windows 95!», and then there were 7.

7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.

6 young programmers were testing the hard drive,
One got the string «Format complete», and then there were 5.

5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4.

4 young programmers worked using only C,
One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.

3 young programmers didn’t know what to do,
One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.

2 young programmers were testing what they done,
One got a virus in his brain, and then there was 1.

1 young programmer was mighty as a hero,
But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.

Boss cried: «Oh, where is the program we must have?!»
And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.


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 Bes Inc.
post 21:19, 28 November 2003
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 Ferdinand
post 22:41, 28 November 2003
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