 Лука нет!, и не будет.... -) |
| Лука нет!, и не будет.... -) |
 13:37, 2 June 2004
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 Админ всея форума Group: Members Posts: 969 Joined: 5 Oct 2003 From: Запорожье, Украина Member No.: 14  Класс: Barbarian Направленность: Законопослушный злой  |
- I want some onion.
- Excuse me, mam, but there is no onion here now. - But I need onion! - Excuse me, mam, again. I"m really sorry, but... - You say - no onion? - Yes! - Hm... It was here two days ago! - Very sorry! No onion now... - But... - OK, mam! Please, would you answer on this question: how many "t" letter in word "potato"? - Two! - Yes! Good! And once more: how many "t" letter in "tomato"? - Two! - Exactly! You right! And how many word "fuck" in "onion"? - Hm... No fuck in onion! - Yes! That is what I am trying to explain you: "NO FUCKING ONION HERE!!!" -------------------- "People are strange,when you're a stranger" ©
"У тебя меч, у меня меч. Будем вежливы друг с другом."© |
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