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[Zxx]

вот такой вот диалог был. бежим с арвен в город, встречаем упитанного дварфа, молящего помощи. орфография оригинальная

Glognar: hey
Glognar: can u help me?
Glognar: my charecter is in a house which is
Glognar: in house a child which is impossible for me
Arwen: Oh, you want to kill a poor child?
Glognar: do you come wiht me
Glognar: do you help me
Glognar: al
Glognar: all
Arwen: Glognar, that child is mine. In fact, mine and Ward's
Arwen: Harm him and you'll be dead
Glognar: hi is try to kill me and i cant go out of this housse
Glognar: my other crecther is there can come with me to this place
Arwen: Sure, he's afraid of you - big stranger
Glognar: hey im real
Arwen: Yes, we all are
Glognar: thanx folow me
Glognar: will u come
Glognar: ?
Arwen: Go, we're going to help the child
Arwen: go there, so our poor boy can loot your corpse
Glognar: no the child is a bad charecter
Arwen: How dare you!
Glognar: pls help me
Arwen: It's our boy!
Arwen: He's innocent!
Glognar: ok try to go out my charedter
Glognar: how can go out
Glognar: pls
Arwen: Try window
Glognar: dont u hrlp me
Glognar: will u help me
Arwen: Well, that depends on your actions. If you try to hurt our child - we help him. If you please our child with a lot of rare things or money, we can tell him to let you pass by
Glognar: ?
Glognar: ok say me then where is your child
Arwen: But first - try the window. Really.
Arwen: He's hiding at the place you want us to go
Glognar: dili i m here
Glognar: you say help me
Glognar: psl
Glognar: pls
Dili: whot ?
Arwen: Glognar is evil - he's trying to kill the child!
Glognar: no
Glognar: he is try to kill me
Arwen: Sure thing
Arwen: Poor boy vs Big guy
Glognar: poor boy but he is imposibble for me
Glognar: he can do time stop
Arwen: it's mentally impossible for any good guy
Arwen: how can you even think about it?
Glognar: no he is crazy boy
Arwen: So you're trying to say our poor boy is mad?
Glognar: i was try to go out but the house go back me to a room
Glognar: arwen?
Ward: use window to leave the house
Arwen: He likes time stops - he's just a kid
Glognar: See ya.
Arwen: Yep, try window to go out

далее он называет арвен нехорошей, и убегает. недалеко правда - могу даже череп показать

[Ветрогон]

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