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[Волдай Ачупынкин]

Моя писанина..читать токо тем,кто знает английский!!..мне кажеться прикольно

I sat in the hole and nervously looked at my watch. It was half past three, and my friend should have arrived at 2 o’clock.. I started to worry. If they had arrived we would have had the greatest party! But the time was running out.. It was already three o’clock. I called the waiter: “Could I have a bottle of vodka?”. “We don’t sell alcohol “. It was bad. I had called friends by mobile phone but nobody answered. Time.. Time I didn’t have enough of it!!! We should have been in the club at half past six! Where did they go?! Oh, it was a big mistake to go with them. It was already half pas four! Oh my God (omfg)! We couldn’t get there it time! I’ve just called them again. “Noooo!!”. I screamed and broke my mobile phone! I called the waiter again! “I need some vodka! Immediately!” “Ok but it will cost twice as its usual price”. “You are the worst water in the world!”. “I know but I need money for food, I’m hungry.” He went out
The day after…
“Oh! my had…I can’t answer a single question!..”
The exam are coming soon but the party was great!

Писал на тесте )) так что много бреда