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> Лука нет!, и не будет.... -)
 Androth Naamah
post 13:37, 2 June 2004
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- I want some onion.
- Excuse me, mam, but there is no onion here now.
- But I need onion!
- Excuse me, mam, again. I"m really sorry, but...
- You say - no onion?
- Yes!
- Hm... It was here two days ago!
- Very sorry! No onion now...
- But...
- OK, mam! Please, would you answer on this question: how many "t" letter in word "potato"?
- Two!
- Yes! Good! And once more: how many "t" letter in "tomato"?
- Two!
- Exactly! You right! And how many word "fuck" in "onion"?
- Hm... No fuck in onion!
- Yes! That is what I am trying to explain you: "NO FUCKING ONION HERE!!!"


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 DerDoktor
post 09:55, 5 June 2004
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